let's say you've gone back in time ...
lizards.me |
dance like it hurts. love like you need the money. work when people are watching. |
sample dialog:
"Anyway, I've devised a formula. It's really quite simple. You take a person's most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia (male, female, or animal), and end with the suffix -tard, -gobbler, or fucker."
"Not to mention sucker, diddler, slurper, gurgler, queefer, puffler, knuckler, nuzzler, jacker, groper, tit-twister, and felcher."
"Which is?"
"Drinking juices from your beloved's ass with a straw."
"Oooooh."