lizards.me

dance like it hurts. love like you need the money. work when people are watching.

some days you're the early bird, and some days you're the ... fish.

Dream Captcha

since i have a 'dream browser' with a back and forth button, and i can sometimes even view source, edit, and reload, it's surprising i haven't run into one of these yet. bet i will soon :)

if only you could attach it to a hat ...

walking bag? footie-snuggie? how about, wtf?

SHINY!

           
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while he's not broadcasting, Glenn Beck must be kept in a room ...

where it's 1954.

Ikea job interview

Unstrange Phenomena ... Times Square New Year's Eve

party like it's 1402!

internet switch

let's check the give-a-fuck-o-meter ... nope ... nothin'