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dance like it hurts. love like you need the money. work when people are watching.

i can explain ...

wait, no i can't.

The True Odds of Airborne Terror (Infographic)

apple iMac vs. Dell XPS

... let us say for the record, we sure feel silly

Haywood Jablome Strikes Again (PHOTO)

Badass 7-speed beach cruiser

The boy will have an epic Xmas between this, the iPod, and the Modern Warfare 2 edition Xbox.

I was all out of control on Amazon.

TMNT Snuggie Forces Us To Wonder: Is The World Ending Soon? | Best Week Ever

Did you think that Hot Topic was going to make Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Snuggies? Because Hot Topic just made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Snuggies. There’s a picture of three emo-teens, the apparent target market for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Snuggies, wearing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Snuggies. Humankind is at an end.
Whoops, did I type that last sentence? I meant to make it all caps and add three F-words

Infographic - America with and without health care reform

ali wanted to kill americans, but found terrorism *way* too tedious.