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Better Off Ted -- EXTREMELY vulgar outtakes (not kidding - if you don't have a FILTHY mind, don't watch)

sample dialog:

"Anyway, I've devised a formula. It's really quite simple. You take a person's most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia (male, female, or animal), and end with the suffix -tard, -gobbler, or fucker."

"Not to mention sucker, diddler, slurper, gurgler, queefer, puffler, knuckler, nuzzler, jacker, groper, tit-twister, and felcher."

"Which is?"

"Drinking juices from your beloved's ass with a straw."

"Oooooh."